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04 May 2017 - 01:54:39 pm

Chris Rock cheated on his wife with three women because he was rich & famous

Cele|bitchy | Chris Rock cheated on his wife with three women because he was rich & famous

His new comedy tour: "I can't tape it now.It's the alimony tour. I've got to make some money first."

He correctly predicted that Trump would win back in October: Rock delivers a well-reasoned argument about how "of the moment" candidates like Barack Obama and Trump always beat the "it's my turn" candidates like McCain and Hillary Clinton. "Presidential politics is like show business, it doesn't give a f-k - 'Whoever's hot,'" says Rock in a mocking tone. "'Ooh, you paid your dues. We don't give a f-k. Migos has the Number One record, f-k you.'"

What he says on stage about his divorce: "I was a piece of sh-t," says Rock as the crowd goes quiet. He Best Insulated Water Bottles segues into his infidelities and gets disarmingly specific, describing three women: one famous, one semifamous, and one a member of the retail class.

Whether he was a good husband: "I wasn't a good husband a lot of the times."

Need is important in marriages: "You got a kid now.You'll be fine. You need each other. Need is big. A woman breaks up with you, the first thing she says is 'I don't need this sh-t.' She doesn't say, 'I don't love you,' she says she doesn't need you."

His daughters: "My own daughter has blocked me on Instagram. They grow up so quick."

He ran into Trump in the 1990s: "Trump would walk in and women would be all over him.And you'd say, 'That's Donald motherf-king Trump.' I give him this, too: He just never really gave a f-k. You'd see him out all the time, but he'd have his suit on, his red tie. He was never trying to be someone else."

He cheated because he was famous & rich: Rock mentions in his act that he thought he could get away with bad behavior in his marriage because he was the famous breadwinner. He now knows the opposite is true. "That's bullsh-t," he says, rolling his eyes. "That actually goes the other way. My faults are magnified. Your significant other, if they really love you, has a high opinion of you. And you let them down."

He's find more information toned down the comedy bits about his ex-wife: "It's not Best Insulated Water Bottles fair.I have a mic, she doesn't. God forbid people are bugging her in the supermarket. That's not cool. I'm going to have to see her at weddings and graduations."

His new girlfriend, actress Megalyn Echikunwoke: "Actually I'm dating a girl now.She's got her own dough, it's amazing."
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